So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the day after is always just damage control
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
