its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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