WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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