Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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