Where is the hickey?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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