Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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