Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
