Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Boobs are out for the taking
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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