The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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