i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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