porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You've changed since you got that strap on
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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