Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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