So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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