Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and she was petting her beer can
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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