Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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