help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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