I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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