I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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