ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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