What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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