It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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