Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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