just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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