Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I wish i was in the wii world.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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