normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
tell me about the eggs
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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