I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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