the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left an ass print on the piano.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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