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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be

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  Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54

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• (716): View more from New York

  I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...

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  Hahah. That's good.

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  I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend

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