i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.