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(337): View more from Louisiana

i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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(480): View more from Arizona

is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.

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(417): View more from Missouri

i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.

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(240): View more from Maryland

All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird

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(613): View more from Ontario

This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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