Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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