dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Is it because I queefed?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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