New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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