I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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