I'm really into asian looking animals
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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