physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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