ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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