Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
