I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
