Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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