i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it was like eating out sand paper
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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