you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Watching her eat just hurts me
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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