Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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