Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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