I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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