The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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