i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is