What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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