Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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