Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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