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say what?
wanna hang out?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
