I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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