Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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