you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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