her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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