I bet he comes in French.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize