She's JV to your varsity
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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