She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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