What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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