There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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