you guys were way drunker than both of me
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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